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Pokemon the Twenty Third Movie - Secrets of the Jungle

Plot Summary:



First off, could we GET a more generic title?
Deep in the jungle, apecatvine(?) Pokemon Zarude finds a baby human washed up by a riverbank and decides, against wishes of his tribe, to keep it and raise it as a Pokemon. The child, named "Koko", grows up speaking the language of Pokemon and having wild adventures. Unfortunately, when he meets the actual human boy Ash and his Pikachu, he's swept into learning about his 'real' parents and is forced to decide if he's a Pokemon or a human at heart.
Also there's a science corporation in town and they want to study the deep jungle in search of mysterious healing powers. Surely nothing can go wrong here.

Primary Pokemon:


Skwovet, an adorable poofy-cheeked squirrel Pokemon that spends all of its time being cute as hell and eating everything it can find. I feel a deep and abiding kinship with this creature and I love it dearly.

...? Oh. Uh, technically Zarude. Maybe technically Koko.

Discord Log Quote:


[6:50 PM] DragonFriend: Theory: Jesse and James are "incompetent" as Team Rocket members, in the same way the Storm Troopers have terrible aim: It's by orders.
[6:54 PM] DragonFriend: they are able to literally survive when anyone else would die. So, they keep tabs on Team Ash, because Giovanni realized himself, this kid has something going on. He's been able to single-handedly confirm tens of unseen, truly legendary, or even never-known pokemon, and has a way of being in the middle of world-shattering events, and settles them Correctly.

SPOILERS )
On the whole... I liked this one a lot. I'm not usually here for Human Drama in my Pokemovies but this one felt like it was trying to establish a new main character and I was oddly here for that. Thumbs up.

Final Grade:


Monkeyvinecat/10
xyzzysqrl: (Play with me.)

Pokemon: The Twenty Second Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back: Evolution



(Yes, it's the 22nd movie but we're on 23 because I counted Detective Pikachu.)

Plot Summary:

Gangly, bulbous experiment in Pokemon superscience Mewtwo (WHO IS A 3D MODEL NOW) wakes up cranky and decides it's time to kill all humans, a perfectly reasonable stance to adopt. Mewtwo proceeds to establish an island base and invite every Pokemon trainer in the area to come challenge him, then clones their Pokemon to create an army untainted by humanity. There is a sprawling fight scene, causing everyone to reflect on how people who share the same heart shouldn't fight each other. Or something. Kind of.

Mew, the source of Mewtwo's original genetics, arrives and it and Mewtwo bounce off each other a while. Ash Ketchum, main character of the series, attempts to stop the battle and dies briefly before being restored to life by the loving tears of his Pikachu and all other present Pokemon. Mewtwo decides that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant, and what truly matters is what one does with their life. Thus, they mindwipe everyone, take a mulligan, and fly away with all the clones to live somewhere else. Ash and company shrug this off as just getting real lost or something and continue their travels.

EXCEPT THIS TIME IT ALL HAPPENS IN RENDERED 3D ANIMATION!!

Primary Pokemon:

Mew and Mewtwo. One's a playful bubblegum-colored squish of a pokemon (WHO IS A 3D MODEL NOW) that just wants to float around and play! The other has been betrayed by everybody and is fed up with this world (oh hi Mew) and is prepared to go the distance on genocide until they kickflip-180 their morality for the ending. Guess which one the fandom has been had the big heart-eyes over to this day.

Discord Log Quote:
[6:23 PM] XyzzySqrl: They animated the hell out of this movie.
[6:25 PM] DragonFriend: beautiful environments, and full cartoony characters. yeah, this is a good combination.
[6:28 PM] XyzzySqrl: .... I really WANT to be saying something like "It lacks the soul of the 2D" or something, but ... I ... don't know that it does. They Tried. It's more expensive now. A little more ... corporate. But it's not passionless or sterile.


My thoughts:

Well, here we are again. It's always such a pleasure.

As long as they keep making these Pokemon films, I'll keep watchin' them, and in this case they remade one... IN 3D! Did I bang on about this enough yet? Good because it's really what the movie has primarily going for it. Not so much the writing, which is ... irritatingly not quite how you remember it. Like, the "circumstances of one's birth" speech is there, but not Meowth's little speech about how they share the same sky. The "Who's that Pokemon?" gag is there, but not "Brother, My Brother" on the soundtrack.

So.

...So... in every technical way, this is a marvel. Like, god, the water and fire animation alone... beautiful. Brilliant. Marvelous. But it lacks some things I remember and love, and I'm forced to wonder, does that actually make it a worse movie? When other things are clarified, when it feels like it flows so much better narratively?

In the end, I can't actually make that call. I can't sit here and tell you nostalgia means nothing, but I can't tell you it means enough to shun a perfectly good remake. I mean, this still feels like one of the weaker plots of the whole movie franchise, don't get me wrong, but if you like this kind of thing you know what you want and you know if this is it.

I mean, god, if you've got STRONG OPINIONS about which Pokemon movies you want to see, you probably ALREADY have strong opinions about whether this shift to 3D has murdered the series or what. Please don't tell me, I don't need to know.

Final Grade:

It's the New Visual Hotness and it's got a much more faithful translation but sometimes what you want isn't faithfulness but impact. Only you can truly decide what matters in your life.

I'm Still An Eight Year Old/23
xyzzysqrl: (Sqrl Barbarian)
So we're into the finale of these posts, the Reboot Era. For the 20th movie, they decided they really wanted to just kind of shake the etch-a-sketch and start anew. What strange plot or unusual gimmick did they choose to reboot the movie series...?
Let's find out below! )
Because there are only two Reboot movies, let's do the live action one too. If you're over 15 and you've seen a Pokemon movie recently, it was probably this one. That's right, it's time for Detective Pikachu.

So that means that BELOW THIS CUT
BELOW THIS LINE RIGHT HERE
RIGHT UNDERNEATH THIS TEXT
are spoilers for the most recent Pokemon movie, Detective Pikachu.
Right below here. Don't go looking down there unless you want to see the spoilers.
Okay? Okay.
So here we go.

...you're not going to like this. )

And that's it.
That's the lot.
We watched, and I summarized, every single Pokemon movie ever made.

So you'd think we'd be, like... sick and tired of Pokemon, right? Nah. We're half-jokingly discussing carrying on with the specials, or finding the TV series in its complete 1000+ episode glory and watching that, or something.

And I've got Pokemon Platinum, Pokemon Moon, Pokemon Ultra Sun, Let's Go Eevee!, at least one of the Pokemon Ranger games, Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon...

Why would I ever get sick and tired of Pokemon?
It's an endless adventure, and all your friends can come too.
Thanks for coming on this one with me. I appreciate it.
xyzzysqrl: (Sqrl-Bit.)
The X/Y movies are ... whoof. One's decent, one's an emotional wringer, and the other is ... well, look, you're already this far in, keep reading, huh?
Keep Reading? )
Next up is the reboot era of movies, when they just threw up their hands and started over from scratch. Please look forward to it!
xyzzysqrl: (Ducks)
So at this point in the movie-watching we were comfortable and relaxed and so we got kind of crude and perverse. It doesn't help that the heavy presence of dragons in here kicked in both our libedos pretty strongly. Accordingly, the next set of writeups are perhaps more ... colorful than you would expect. Please keep out if filthy words offend you.

Okay maybe it's not that bad but we're working in Black, White, and Blue here a little bit, y'know?

Anyway. On to the Best Wishes series.
Under here. )

We're creeping towards the home stretch, next up is the X/Y series of movies! And boy am I gonna have to struggle not to get too verbose on that front. Please look forward to it!
xyzzysqrl: (Hot blooded with a sense of justice!)
Welcome to the Diamond/Pearl era of movies, AKA the "Era of Two Monsters Smashing Into Each Other". We are now largely past the point where anyone even bothers trying to capture a legendary on-screen. They are not for that, they are for pointing and yelling about. Join me in this new age of yelling and pointing.
Had to edit in this cut because I forgot it the first time, oops. )
whoof, we're past the halfway mark! Please look forward to the oddly experimental Best Wishes series of movies next time!
xyzzysqrl: (Sqrlish RAGE)
With the Advanced Generation films, we enter into the movies that I watched fresh for the first time during this marathon. I had never seen any of these before. So join me in entering a bright new frontier of Pokemon movies where me and my watching partner had absolutely no idea who Ash's supporting cast were.
Second movie block, away! )

See you next time for the Diamond and Pearl movies!
xyzzysqrl: (Sqrl-Bit.)
Recently, for mysterious reasons I do not intend to go into at this time, I ended up marathoning the complete suite of 21 animated and 1 live-action Pokemon movies with a dear close dragonfriend over on Discord.

(Okay, the reasons were "We have never seen most of these" and also "We wanted to" with a side of "We're furries and watching stuff like this is what we do in our off hours." I guess it's not that mysterious.)

As is the way of all things, I watched 'em, I've got opinions on them, and that's what my blog is for so here I am to spew a list/grade-down with my personal thoughts attached.

I'm gonna be doing this piece by piece, in movie "eras" of three or four each, so y'know... if you don't care you can basically skip my entire journal for the week because there's gonna be a bunch of these.

Oh, and we watched all the dubs. Of course. Ash Ketchem, not Satoshi Tajiri. Did we lose a lot of nuance not experiencing these in the original language?
...
Yes, probably, but on the other hand it's Pokemon, c'mon.

Let's start at the beginning, with ...

The Original Generation Kanto/Johto Films - The Content Of your Childhood


A Litany of Pokemon Films Begins )

Stay tuned for next time, as we enter the Advance Generation of films!
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