At Least One Hundred Fifty or More to See
Mar. 8th, 2026 12:10 am There's a new Pokemon pinball game --- amazingly, the first-ever licensed Pokemon pinball game --- and RLM Amusements out in Grand Rapids got one yesterday. So, not entirely coincidentally, we went there for the weekly pinball tournament. I was never called up on the game during the tournament, which was randomly-picked pairs for the fourteen-round qualifying session and then games picked by the quartet's highest-seed player for playoffs. But I did get one game in late, past 1 am, and it went pretty well. Along the way I caught a Stufful, which
bunny_hugger --- who understood what I meant by saying it was a ``Stuffit'' --- explained on the drive home to be kind of a plush red panda, so at least the game knew who was playing it and what they'd look for. (I mean given the weird ongoing failure of Pokemon to make a good raccoon-based creature.) Also since I've never played the video games or the card games or any other spinoff of the intellectual property, this means that the 7th of March, 2026 saw me catch my first Pokemon ever and it was this.
Otherwise, well, this was the first time this year I've made it to an RLM tournament. Since my last visit they've put Scorbit data-gathering things on many of the tables. These allow for the results of matches to be logged automatically. And since the games are logged to Matchplay.events, we can go back afterwards and look at score versus number of balls and score versus ball time, and also just how long each ball was in play. Other than logging the results automatically, this isn't actually useful but I suppose will someday make prop betting easier.
bunny_hugger went in and put up what's got to be her best performance in qualifying, winning 12 of her 14 matches and coming in tied for second. The only person to beat her --- with 13 wins --- was a guy who's the 12th-highest ranked player in the world. She did great in the semifinals round, taking first-place finishes in two games (which is always going to let you move on) and a third-place finish on the other (for a little bonus). Unfortunately in semifinals (in a group led by that 12th-place-worldwide guy) she had a worse time of it, taking last places on everything and finishing the night in 8th place, just as she would if she'd decided to go home rather than play the next round. But there's never knowing that before you play.
And in every regard she did better than me: in qualifying I put up a mere eight wins, enough to get into playoffs, and the last win coming against JTK. In the quarterfinals I was playing RLM (top seed) and a woman I'd noticed all night --- CP --- wearing a shirt with what looked like a 50s-children's-book-watercolor-picture of a deer with a huge safety pin through its body. She would explain that it was the logo for a metal band. Anyway in this group I took last place on Harry Potter, and second place on Getaway. RLM had won both games so was assured to move on, and the rest of us were tied for the other advancing slot. RLM decided to toss a bit of chaos into the mix and deferred choice of game to JJL.
JJL picked Fast Draw, an electromechanical, and one of my pocket games that I can always pull out a good finish on. Reader, I did not. My first ball got a mere 10 points, the lowest possible. My second ball got five times that. It wouldn't be until the fourth ball that I got anything together and it wasn't much of that. Fifth ball drained without my touching it too, and I went not just to a last-place finish but a dismal one, literally a hundred thousand points behind CP.
So that came out dismal. But on the bright side we got to talking with CP and her wife --- bonding first over all of us wearing N95's or KN95's --- and quite liked them, and they seem to like us too. So hey, maybe new pinball friends? That's always nice to see.
In pictures, I'm going to spend today focusing on a specific aspect of the former bumper cars pavilion at Glen Echo Park. Why? You'll see momentarily.
Carving of a bumper car that's one of a bunch of sculptures hanging on the pavilion's walls.
Here's two people crammed into the bumper car.
And a picture of a car also being a Dutch wooden shoe.
And here's the fourth bumper car design seen in this array of pictures.
Finally, some cars bumping!
And one last design of bumper cars. I have no information about which of these body designs were ever on the ride here.
Trivia: After his first experiments with X-rays showed their ability to see through solid objects --- including seeing the bones of his own hand --- Wilhelm Röntgen locked himself in the lab for seven weeks to find what possible mistake he was making and to try to find a more plausible explanation than ``X-rays can see through solid objects''. At some point he joked to his wife that ``I'm doing work that will make people say, 'Old Röntgen has gone crazy!'.'' Source: The Disappearing Spoon: And Other True Tales of Madness, Love, and the History of the World From the Periodic Table of the Elements Sam Kean.
Currently Reading: The Bright Ages: A New History of Medieval Europe, Matthew Gabriele, David M Perry.