Self-note:

I need to look into Gloomhaven and see if I can find a cheap (ha) copy of it.

Life with Woof & Sqrl - The Hunger That Drives Us Around The Block

Sqrlmog: "So I want you to google the magic words Stuffed Cheezit Pizza."

Woof: "Well! But there aren't many Pizza Huts around here anymore. There used to be, but they're shrinking. The nearest one..."

Sqrlmog: "Natick. Huh. ... I like how we can see every pizza place between us and them on the map. Mystic Eyes of Pizza Perception."

Woof: "Yeah, we have like a thousand choices."

Sqrlmog: "One day, if I get over this 'pre-diabetes' thing, I want to just pick a direction from our house and embark, stopping to eat at every place we encounter..."

Woof: *snrk*

Sqrlmog: "...until we run out of money or die."

Woof: "Wait."

Sqrlmog: "C'mon, it'll be like that thing where vikings set themselves on fire and sail off in a longboat."

Woof: "They do that to OTHER VIKINGS who are ALREADY DEAD at the time."

Sqrlmog: "...oh."

Woof: "Like that's very metal and all but it's not a historically accurate way to eat out."

Sqrlmog: "...yes, fair."

Clothing: I'm Doing Something Stupid - Can You Stop Me?

Lately I've been thinking about just wearing jumpsuits like all the time.

One piece outfit, nothing to slide down awkwardly. (I've been having problems with pants as my weight fluctuates, and I have like ... no hips so belts don't really work very well.) Varied colors. I don't care much about fashionable looks, but I do care about solid primary colors, so that suits me. I could look like Joel, Mike, Jonah, or Shinya Arino on demand.

Aside from the expense, is there any reason I shouldn't just buy like seven or eight jumpsuits and rotate one per day plus laundry as long as I can manage?
Where do you even GET jumpsuits, anyway?
(...is there a gender divide in jumpsuits? Are they gendered or unisex?)