Life with Woof & Sqrl - The Hunger That Drives Us Around The Block

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Sqrlmog: "So I want you to google the magic words Stuffed Cheezit Pizza."

Woof: "Well! But there aren't many Pizza Huts around here anymore. There used to be, but they're shrinking. The nearest one..."

Sqrlmog: "Natick. Huh. ... I like how we can see every pizza place between us and them on the map. Mystic Eyes of Pizza Perception."

Woof: "Yeah, we have like a thousand choices."

Sqrlmog: "One day, if I get over this 'pre-diabetes' thing, I want to just pick a direction from our house and embark, stopping to eat at every place we encounter..."

Woof: *snrk*

Sqrlmog: "...until we run out of money or die."

Woof: "Wait."

Sqrlmog: "C'mon, it'll be like that thing where vikings set themselves on fire and sail off in a longboat."

Woof: "They do that to OTHER VIKINGS who are ALREADY DEAD at the time."

Sqrlmog: "...oh."

Woof: "Like that's very metal and all but it's not a historically accurate way to eat out."

Sqrlmog: "...yes, fair."