Life With Woof and Sqrl: Dough Lumps.

[xyzzysqrl]

Sqrl: "The good news, then, is that they've got a good chew, a tender middle with a slight crunch to the exterior, and they're all around tasty biscuits."

Woof: "And the bad news?"

Sqrlmog: "They're fucking UGLY."

Woof: "Yeah, I'm no good at shaping dough. I just wanted to like, get them on a pan without worrying about taking twenty minutes squooshing them into a perfect shape."

Sqrlmog: "Congratulations. You did not get anywhere near a perfect shape."

[here is where there would be a picture, if we had not eaten the evidence so quickly]

Woof: "I made Fuglybiscuits. It's a new tradition. Get used to it, I still can't shape dough."

Sqrlmog: "Next time, perhaps cheesefuglybiscuits?"

Woof: "Possibly a good idea."

*silence, chewing*

Sqrlmog: "Anyway if you REALLY can't shape 'em, just squoosh 'em as flat as possible and we'll have crackers."

Comments

[xyzzysqrl]

Huh.

Mostly we don't do tuna. Sardines might work.

[swordianmaster]

Then you'd have rectangular biscuits. As long as you're okay with that.