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Part One:

*ring*
Phone: "Acton House of Pizza."
Sqrl: "I'd like to place a delivery order?"
Phone: "Where."
Sqrl: "*blahaddress* Apt. I?"
Phone: "Apartment nine?"
Sqrl: "I. The letter."
Phone: "Yeah, whatever. Whatcha want?"
Sqrl: "A Pizza Steak sub with mushrooms."
Phone: "Uh-huh."
Sqrl: "...uh, and how much does that come to?"
Phone: "Don't ask me, you're the one with the menu. Eleven, twelve dollars? Something."
Sqrl: "Uh... that seems a little high."
Phone: "Sure. See you around four."
Sqrl: "Four?"
Phone: "Yeah, the number four."

Act Two, in which the delivery man arrived with an order of deep fried mushrooms and a large cheese pizza, will not be recounted here. Also not recounted here is Act Zero, in which a week before the wolf and I ordered a couple of burgers and they almost never actually arrived because the delivery man was sent to Apartment One. And then were cold, soggy, AND burnt.

I hereby wish to call doom and misfortune upon Acton House of Pizza. I DOOM THEM.

THE PUNISHMENT WILL GO ON FOREVER.

Thank you.
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***** INCOMING MESSAGE *****

You should have called Ninja Burger, the world's foremost clandestine fast food delivery service.

Training is available. You get to be a ninja. What more can you ask from a game?

-- BarbX

***** END MESSAGE *****

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