A Two Act Play of Terror
Dec. 19th, 2003 02:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xyzzysqrlPart One:
*ring*
Phone: "Acton House of Pizza."
Sqrl: "I'd like to place a delivery order?"
Phone: "Where."
Sqrl: "*blahaddress* Apt. I?"
Phone: "Apartment nine?"
Sqrl: "I. The letter."
Phone: "Yeah, whatever. Whatcha want?"
Sqrl: "A Pizza Steak sub with mushrooms."
Phone: "Uh-huh."
Sqrl: "...uh, and how much does that come to?"
Phone: "Don't ask me, you're the one with the menu. Eleven, twelve dollars? Something."
Sqrl: "Uh... that seems a little high."
Phone: "Sure. See you around four."
Sqrl: "Four?"
Phone: "Yeah, the number four."
Act Two, in which the delivery man arrived with an order of deep fried mushrooms and a large cheese pizza, will not be recounted here. Also not recounted here is Act Zero, in which a week before the wolf and I ordered a couple of burgers and they almost never actually arrived because the delivery man was sent to Apartment One. And then were cold, soggy, AND burnt.
I hereby wish to call doom and misfortune upon Acton House of Pizza. I DOOM THEM.
THE PUNISHMENT WILL GO ON FOREVER.
Thank you.
*ring*
Phone: "Acton House of Pizza."
Sqrl: "I'd like to place a delivery order?"
Phone: "Where."
Sqrl: "*blahaddress* Apt. I?"
Phone: "Apartment nine?"
Sqrl: "I. The letter."
Phone: "Yeah, whatever. Whatcha want?"
Sqrl: "A Pizza Steak sub with mushrooms."
Phone: "Uh-huh."
Sqrl: "...uh, and how much does that come to?"
Phone: "Don't ask me, you're the one with the menu. Eleven, twelve dollars? Something."
Sqrl: "Uh... that seems a little high."
Phone: "Sure. See you around four."
Sqrl: "Four?"
Phone: "Yeah, the number four."
Act Two, in which the delivery man arrived with an order of deep fried mushrooms and a large cheese pizza, will not be recounted here. Also not recounted here is Act Zero, in which a week before the wolf and I ordered a couple of burgers and they almost never actually arrived because the delivery man was sent to Apartment One. And then were cold, soggy, AND burnt.
I hereby wish to call doom and misfortune upon Acton House of Pizza. I DOOM THEM.
THE PUNISHMENT WILL GO ON FOREVER.
Thank you.
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Date: 2003-12-19 02:37 am (UTC)Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less or we commit Seppuku
Date: 2003-12-19 06:53 am (UTC)You should have called Ninja Burger, the world's foremost clandestine fast food delivery service.
Training is available. You get to be a ninja. What more can you ask from a game?
-- BarbX
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Date: 2003-12-22 12:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-22 01:21 pm (UTC)-JM