Service with a Sqrl

It's been some time since I posted anything about Rift, and there is a reason for that! I have been trying not to get TOO HYPE about it, to the point where my bladder explodes or something. But now Rift's Head Start for preorders is rapidly approaching, and I find that people are looking at me going "SERVER?" and I'm like "...uh 127.0.0.1?" and that is NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

So I need to work out what server the woof and I will be playing on, so other people can join it and I can twitchily semi-ignore them. I am bad with people, guys, I keep telling you this.

So let's see. Let's pull that server list up and do some LOGIC to it.
( Spoiler: No logic is actually done behind cut. )

So the woof and I will be on the Keenblade server when Rift time rolls around. Tell your friends! They won't care!