Munchkin with Woof and Sqrl

[xyzzysqrl]

Woof: *draws card of unassuming robot carrying mop* "...and I face off in battle against the fearsome JANI-BOT! Level 1. I can beat it if you're not intervening."

Sqrlmog: "I am ABSOLUTELY intervening. Jani-Bot... IS YOUR FATHER. (*+10 level modifier card*) And he is ALSO ... The last of his kind! (*+10 level modifier card*)"

Woof: *stare at table*
Woof: *incoherent noises*
Sqrlmog: *incoherent giggling*
Woof: "...THIS MAKES NO SENSE..."
Woof: "How the fuck..."
Woof: "Those two cards should NEVER be played together..."
Woof, looking at race/class cards: "I'm not even a cyborg..."
Sqrlmog: *hysterical laughter, five minutes, unskippable*

Woof, resigned: "Well. I ... guess I scream "NOOOOOO" and throw myself down the nearest vent shaft." *rolls to run away, 6, success*
Sqrlmog, sagely: "Yeah that move ALWAYS works."

Comments

[moxie_man]

Got to love terms like that. My first time attending a Canadian Scouting event, I was all confused by a scout asking me if I collect crests. Why would I collect toothpaste? What they call a crest, we'd call a badge/patch.