In My Video Game Fantasies

[xyzzysqrl]

Nintendo: *answers the door* "Oh! Geez. Konami. Uh... we've got some bad news. Yeah, he ran off. We think he might've been looking for you? He was just ... so homesick. But we've looked and looked and we can't find him..."

Ubisoft: *smuggling a box out Nintendo's back door* "Okay Snake, your new cover identity is David Fisher. If anyone asks, you're the player two model from the co-op modes with a new backstory. We'll squeeze you into something, promise."

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[penguinmayhem]

Splinter Cell with Metal Gear levels of wacky shit and meta commentary?

Yes please.