Not Bitter, Really.

[xyzzysqrl]

Who put our apartment phone number on the "Please call us every forty-five minutes to offer us a mortgage" list, and how should they die?

(I'm thinking jackhammer plus nasal passages. Or possibly dagger made of rock salt.)

Comments

[terrycloth.livejournal.com]

I keep getting 'refinance your credit card debt'. Which I don't have.

[klikbewm.livejournal.com]

Dude, we get those all the time. I grant you, at least we actually have a mortgage to be refinanced with them, but they call at the weirdest damn times. And yes, offers for credit card debt or loan consolidation are a close second. Whhhhyyy?

I'll vote for death by tax-form induced paper-cut, ala lemon juice.

[orrin.livejournal.com]

Dagger made of rock salt for the win!

[phennphawcks.livejournal.com]

Strap him to a seat and glue his eyelids open, then force him to watch Uwe Boll movies until his head explodes. Clockwork Orange style.