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Heya, folks. That review I spoke of is up over here: Safecracker.

But that's not why you're here. You're here for the doofy meme answers.

For starters, here's the offical list I had.
1. B-Ko - Project A-Ko
2. Garrett - Thief: Dark Project series
3. Excellen Browning - Super Robot Wars OG
4. Maggie Mue - R.O.D. The TV
5. Ferris Bueller - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
6. Shinji Ikari - Neon Genesis Evangelion
7. Laguna Loire - Final Fantasy 8
8. Izumi Maki - Martian Successor Nadesico
9. Akito Tenkawa - Martian Successor Nadesico
10. A-Ko - Project A-Ko
11. Atrus - Myst Series
12. Guybrush Threepwood - Secret of Monkey Island
13. Miles 'Tails' Prower - Sonic
14. Lucca - Chrono Trigger
15. Ulala - Space Channel 5
16. Link - Legend of Zelda
17. Sly Cooper - Sly Cooper
18. SHODAN - System Shock
19. Mihoshi Kuramitsu - Tenchi Muyo
20. Carmen Sandiego - Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?

phennphawks: Uh, okay, I'll bite first. Would number 4 like number 9's cooking?

Let's see. Akito (9) is canonically an excellent cook. So presumably Maggie would really like it. To the point of blushing and mumbling quiet little thank-yous at him, because Maggie never says anything very loud.
Hey, that wasn't so bad! Let's keep moving.

klikbewm: If 20 and 9 go hunting, what do they hunt?

Carmen Sandiego and Akito. ... One's looking for national monuments, the other is either looking for a decent spice rack or is being dragged around in his mecha, bribed by the promise of new Gekiganger material into doing grunt work for Carmen. Either way? It's not gonna end well. Alternately, they don't.

15 and 11 have a knitting circle; 12 is a terrible gossip, and caught 8 and 3 kissing in the closet. Does 12 tell 11, or will 12 tell 15? What do they knit?

Okay! Atrus and Ulala have a knitting circle! ... He is knitting a Trap Book so he can make her solve sexy dancing puzzles all day for his private amusement. Guybrush, who will not shut up about his pirate adventures, finds something new to talk about when Excellen and Izumi are caught making out in the closet. ... That would be the BEST LESBIAN PAIRING EVER, for the record. Mmm, wacky funsters. I'm pretty sure Atrus would casually mention it to Ulala, who would choke on something. Atrus wouldn't get the big deal.

6 and 7 are superheroes! (If they already are, they masquerade as DIFFERENT ones on the weekend.) What kind of costumes do they wear?

Shinji and Laguna are superheroes! ... Oh jesus christ YES. Uhm. Shinji is easy. Shinji should totally be a Kamen Rider style of superhero. Cruises around on a motorcycle (or a bicycle, 'cause it's Shinji) fighting evil in an elaborate suit of technoarmor. Laguna... wouldn't get the POINT of wearing a costume. He'd make it very sparkly and elaborate and fitting with the Lagunaverse definition of 'cool'... and then basically gun people down. Maybe he'd make his machine gun into a gun-arm, for FF-back-ref points. (Laguna Loire IS Mega Man!) ... Ahem. Either way, he'd end up running mostly from the police instead of fighting evil.

From

swordianmaster we get:
6, 9, 14, and 18 are at a party with a hell of a lot of liquor. What happens?

... Okay. Between Akito and Shinji, we get a reluctant mecha-pilot bitch-off. Mostly centered around Asuka, Yuriko, Rei, and Ruri. I imagine certain offers to swap quiet blue-haired girls for a week would be made. Lucca cannot HOLD her drink, so she'd make a number of interestingly questionable modifications to the mecha and then fall asleep. SHODAN would be busy reprogramming the EVA-01 and Aestevalis to wipe out all humanity for her, only to be foiled when a hung-over Lucca wakes up and panics over what she did last night before resetting the two mechs to factory default.

Finally,

ff00ff gives us:
27 13 2 and 19 are in an orgy with 20. 20 becomes pregnant. Who claims responsibility for the pregnancy, and who does 20 think is the baby's daddy?

(I'm gonna assume 27 is a typo for 17.)

So! Carmen Sandiego is impregnated in a thief orgy by Garrett, Sly Cooper, Tails (who showed up because Sly did) and Mihoshi (who showed up BY ACCIDENT). Mihoshi would clearly claim responsibly for the pregnancy, but nobody would really want to explain to her why exactly that was impossible. Most likely either Garrett or Sly would be ACTUALLY responsible, and the child would grow up to be the BEST THIEF EVER.

Whoa. Okay, that satisfied THOSE memely desires for now...