The Crew follow-up.

[xyzzysqrl]

Sqrl: "There. And that's why I shouldn't be allowed to customize things."
Woof: "...what the HELL did you do to that poor car?"
Sqrl: "It's a zebra!"
Woof: "...no? Only in the Katamari Damacy sense, where anything that looks cow-like is a cow..."
Sqrl: "It's a zebra. I'm a zebra now."
Woof: "...okay but..."
Sqrl: "And I'm gonna find a car dressed like an elephant and have sex with it."
Woof: "...the car is ... are you also dressed like a zebra? Are... what?"
Sqrl: "My zebra car is going to find an elephant car and they will have sex. It is a unique avant-garde fusion of furries and mechanophilia and I am the current originator and master of it."
Woof: "If you're the master of it doesn't that mean there'll be nobody else doing it? So..."
Sqrl: ... "Oh."

Zebra Car: Forever a virgin. Too artistic for this world.

Comments

[porsupah.livejournal.com]

Of course, now I'm left wondering if they really told us the truth about why the space shuttles were sometimes to be found atop 747s..

[kjorteo]

You know, if your car found a dragon instead, you could... well....

[xyzzysqrl]

I don't WANT to be on Reddit.

[soulshrapnel.livejournal.com]

*falls over giggling*