Recordkeeping: A Story About My Uncle COMPLETE

[xyzzysqrl]

This is, kind of, a story about his uncle. It's also about frog people and a grappling hook suit, and a dimension where trash goes, and a lot of other things. It's also about platforming! Yay, first person plaformer!

It's all narrated by a man who brings to mind Francis Pumphandle's story of meeting Bob Barker, except with less emotional energy. In fact, the narrator actually got me killed once by being so deadpan and laconic.

Sqrl: *leap, jump, fall, thud onto platform*
Narrator: "I felt the impact of the landing jolt through me..."
Sqrl: *leap off platform, whee, grappling hook swing*
Narrator: "...and I knew the suit was... badly damaged. The..."
Sqrl: *activate jet boots! ... jet boots? Jet boots damnit jet bootsJETBOOTSNOWPLEASE*
Narrator: "...worst of it was the jet boots. I could feel..."
Sqrl: *plunge into abyss, middle fingers extended*
Narrator: "...that my jet boots were broken and in need of repair..."
Sqrl: *respawns* "TALK FASTER GODDAMN IT."

Aside from that, three hours of pretty good fun.