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A Two Act Play of Terror
Part One:
*ring*
Phone: "Acton House of Pizza."
Sqrl: "I'd like to place a delivery order?"
Phone: "Where."
Sqrl: "*blahaddress* Apt. I?"
Phone: "Apartment nine?"
Sqrl: "I. The letter."
Phone: "Yeah, whatever. Whatcha want?"
Sqrl: "A Pizza Steak sub with mushrooms."
Phone: "Uh-huh."
Sqrl: "...uh, and how much does that come to?"
Phone: "Don't ask me, you're the one with the menu. Eleven, twelve dollars? Something."
Sqrl: "Uh... that seems a little high."
Phone: "Sure. See you around four."
Sqrl: "Four?"
Phone: "Yeah, the number four."
Act Two, in which the delivery man arrived with an order of deep fried mushrooms and a large cheese pizza, will not be recounted here. Also not recounted here is Act Zero, in which a week before the wolf and I ordered a couple of burgers and they almost never actually arrived because the delivery man was sent to Apartment One. And then were cold, soggy, AND burnt.
I hereby wish to call doom and misfortune upon Acton House of Pizza. I DOOM THEM.
THE PUNISHMENT WILL GO ON FOREVER.
Thank you.
*ring*
Phone: "Acton House of Pizza."
Sqrl: "I'd like to place a delivery order?"
Phone: "Where."
Sqrl: "*blahaddress* Apt. I?"
Phone: "Apartment nine?"
Sqrl: "I. The letter."
Phone: "Yeah, whatever. Whatcha want?"
Sqrl: "A Pizza Steak sub with mushrooms."
Phone: "Uh-huh."
Sqrl: "...uh, and how much does that come to?"
Phone: "Don't ask me, you're the one with the menu. Eleven, twelve dollars? Something."
Sqrl: "Uh... that seems a little high."
Phone: "Sure. See you around four."
Sqrl: "Four?"
Phone: "Yeah, the number four."
Act Two, in which the delivery man arrived with an order of deep fried mushrooms and a large cheese pizza, will not be recounted here. Also not recounted here is Act Zero, in which a week before the wolf and I ordered a couple of burgers and they almost never actually arrived because the delivery man was sent to Apartment One. And then were cold, soggy, AND burnt.
I hereby wish to call doom and misfortune upon Acton House of Pizza. I DOOM THEM.
THE PUNISHMENT WILL GO ON FOREVER.
Thank you.
Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less or we commit Seppuku
You should have called Ninja Burger, the world's foremost clandestine fast food delivery service.
Training is available. You get to be a ninja. What more can you ask from a game?
-- BarbX
***** END MESSAGE *****