Dreams? for the holidays.
Dec. 24th, 2014 08:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xyzzysqrlLast night's dream was that Half-Life 3 was out, and it was ridiculously, magically terrible.
Like they gave Gordon a werewolf mode and when you activated it it played a cutscene where the camera whipped around him 1080 while he posed and yelled "SOMETIMES A FREEMAN -CAN BE AN ANIMAL-" and then you got combo points for chain-decapitating Combine.
And Gordon was voiced by Yuri Lowenthal.
There was a free-roaming section where you control Dog and the controls were pretty much entirely ripped from Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, including the ability to pull cars in half and wear them as power fists.
Right at the start Eli stands up and goes "MAN I have a headache!" and there's big cheesy sitcom laughter.
And all the commentary nodes were just really defensive "THIS IS WHAT THE FOCUS GROUP SAID THEY WANTED OKAY??"
...anyway, uh... Merry Christmas everybody.
Like they gave Gordon a werewolf mode and when you activated it it played a cutscene where the camera whipped around him 1080 while he posed and yelled "SOMETIMES A FREEMAN -CAN BE AN ANIMAL-" and then you got combo points for chain-decapitating Combine.
And Gordon was voiced by Yuri Lowenthal.
There was a free-roaming section where you control Dog and the controls were pretty much entirely ripped from Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction, including the ability to pull cars in half and wear them as power fists.
Right at the start Eli stands up and goes "MAN I have a headache!" and there's big cheesy sitcom laughter.
And all the commentary nodes were just really defensive "THIS IS WHAT THE FOCUS GROUP SAID THEY WANTED OKAY??"
...anyway, uh... Merry Christmas everybody.
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Date: 2014-12-24 08:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-12-26 12:53 am (UTC)I would so go for that. =:D
"MAN I have a headache!" and there's big cheesy sitcom laughter.
I wonder if David Lynch has ever considered trying his hand at game design.. that reminds me of his "Rabbits" series of shorts, which I need to unearth sometime and enjoy again.
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Date: 2014-12-26 04:25 am (UTC)