Amazon!

[xyzzysqrl]

So I'm sitting around, hydrating up after the bloodwork visit, when the door buzzes. It's the UPS guy with a package almost as tall as I am. I bring it in, unpack... unpack... the BF helps unpack because the blooper woke him up...

And eventually I'm faced with one of these.

"Only MY FRIENDS would believe that a purple and pink NERF bow is an appropriate "I am sorry your dad is dying" gift."
"Well, are they right?"
"Fuck yeah this thing is sweet as hell."

So thank you, dang_bunni, for your gift of massively irritating the woof this coming Christmas.

And while I'm at it, it may seem SUPER TASTELESS but I will go ahead and mention I have a trio of wishlists over here. I do not demand you give me anything, either out of sympathy or holiday spirit. That's not what I'm about.

I like to mention it now and then anyway.

I think normal service will be resuming soon. My day is considerably brighter.

[EDIT]
Reality ensued.

*shoot* *plonk*
*shoot* *plink!*
*shoot* *bounce, roll under couch*
*shoot* *thud*
*shoot* *pshooooo*

Woof: "You are the worst goddamn assassin I have EVER SEEN."
Sqrl: "I KEEP FORGETTING ARCHERY ARCHES OKAY"

Comments

[silveradept]

That sounds like some much-needed levity.

[xyzzysqrl]

No kidding.
(I'm enjoying your tarot posts, incidentally, though I am neither into sports nor divination.)

[dang-bunni.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

I figured you'd get condolences from lots of people, but could probably use a dose of Goofy Stuff. And really, if your weird internet friends won't provide that, who will?

I'm glad you like it!

[kiruppert.livejournal.com]

Woof: "You are the worst goddamn assassin I have EVER SEEN."
Sqrl: "I KEEP FORGETTING ARCHERY ARCHES OKAY"

I blame Skyrim. In Oblivion, you had to manually compensate for projectile arc, but in Skyrim they do it for you. So I blame Skyrim

DAMN YOU BETHESDA.