Listening In with Woof and Sqrl

[xyzzysqrl]

Today we went out and got some food at a semilocal chinese place. There was a large family there, and one of the daughters was both quite loud and quite ambitious...

Mother?: "Well, are you going to get married?"
Daughter: "YES."
Mother?: "What kind of husband?"
Daughter: "HE'S GONNA BE PRETTY AND RICH."
[laughing]
Uncle?: "Well are you gonna be an attentive wife?"
Daughter: "WHAT'S THAT."
[laughing]
Father?: "Means you take care of your husband, do what he says..."
Daughter: "NO I'M GONNA MARRY A RICH GUY."
[laughing intensifies]
Mother: "Well, but that doesn--"
Daughter: "AND THEN I'M GONNA THROW HIM IN AN OVEN."
[laughing abruptly stops]
Daughter: "AND I'M GONNA BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN, TAKE ALL HIS MONEY AND LEAVE."
Mother?: "...okay, but... ... No..."

Sqrl, at next table: O.O
Woof: "Isn't it great to know exactly what you want out of life?"
Sqrl: *inch away*

Comments

[silveradept]

I think I'm with Woof on this one - she clearly knows what she wants from life.

[read-alicia.livejournal.com]

We finally have a definitive answer, it seems.

[xyzzysqrl]

She is Going Places.
One of those places may be prison, but that is valid too.

[vulpisfoxfire.livejournal.com]

Except it's the women causing the lamenting, not doing it, it seems...

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

I upvote this.

[kiruppert.livejournal.com]

I think we have found the origin of Debbie, the villain from the second Addams Family movie.

(Granted, people rightly only ever remember the B-Plot with Wednesday and Pugsley at summer camp from that movie)