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Good morning everyone! The sun is ... out there somewhere, it's a ... day of some sort, and we're here to play Animal Crossing and see how things go today and what kind of outfits I can stuff myself into. Seriously, if I am not careful I am gonna be wearing so many ruffles the Frito-Lays corporation will sue.

I wake up, step outside, and OH JESUS WHAT IS THAT QUICK HIT IT WITH A SHOVEL

...Oh. OH. It's Dr. Shrunk, the comedian/psychiatrist! ... QUICK, HIT HIM WITH A SHOVEL. Okay okay no. Dr. Shrunk has this club he wants to open, called "Club LOL". Obviously LOL here stands for "Leave Our Lobby". Fricking freeloaders. He went to Town Hall and talked with Isabelle about the idea, and she told him he'd need permission from the mayor and some signatures from the townspeople. Well, that's perfectly reasona--

...what. No, that is not how this works. You're supposed to do it.

"Did you shout "DO IT YOURSELF!" inside?" he asks, which is a really good guess because I did, and goes on to explain that it's because they're familiar with me that he wants me to do it. Well, yes, that's the poi-- oh nevermind give me the fricking sheet. He needs six residents to sign it, so I'll be hunting those up. I swap clothes to an outfit that just makes me feel curiouser and curiouser, and head out on the town.

Looks like another gray rainy day in Adoravil. I check in with Reese about turnips, to find the price is hovering at 139 bells. That's the first profit I could make! I quickly sell all my turnips, because I have no concept of waiting and get nervous about falling prices. I'll check in tomorrow too to see how the price fluxes.

I start stopping by people's houses to get them to sign. I missed it, but Pompom yelled "FIRST" when she saw nobody else had signed my sheet, so I feel a vague urge to eject her into space. She is, however, ALREADY being punished. She's displaying that goddamn statue.

I worry that this thing is going to get passed from villager to villager and NEVER DIE.

Ozzie, meanwhile, is still one of My People.

You know what? Let's throw out this stupid "dance venue" idea and build a three story tall club sandwich. MAYOR APPROVED.

Meanwhile, Sparro gets so excited that he got to finish things out that he just starts wildly pelvic thrusting in his bedroom. I carefully back my way out and slam the door.

With six sign-ups, I head out to Main Stree-- I wonder what this is.

Oh well. I'll find out. First though I walk up and down the street looking for Shrunk. Pass the sheet over to the derpface and he agrees that everything seems in order. Hopefully I don't have to PAY for this too... Sigh. Anyway, that'll open at some point!

I stop in at the Able Sisters, to see what's up.

Then I try out Labelle's place.

Yeah I'll be wearing this home.

I also chat up Lyle at the Happy Home Academy. Not really a lot goes on (besides advice to put yellow items to the west of my house, so I'll make more money) but I do note he seems more CHEERFUL than usual.

Which is nice, because Lyle is usually kinda creepy.

I pick up some more art from Redd. I swear, if this one's a fake he's going to need my diving helmet because I will throw him in the goddamn ocean.

I end up the day by having a visitor! I show my town pass to Porter and he opens the gate for me.

As a side note, the "incoming friend" notice would TERRIFY me if I didn't know what it was, as there's a loud BONG sound and the words "SOMEONE'S COMING" scroll across the screen just before it cuts to black and force-saves your game. I was like "OMG BOSS FIGHT IN ANIMAL CROSSING wait no"...

Anyway! It's a friend of mine going by the name Scarlet, so we derp around town. Mostly she runs away and gives me elaborate flower-planting advice while I go "durr?" and "hurr." I eventually decide that she will come replant my town for me and I will pay her in terrible clothing and random pieces of furniture, which appears to meet with approval.