A Furtoonia Moment (TM)

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Gordy says, "In the dark reality of THE FUTURE, none can escape Taco Bell."
Marigold says, "Except for people who live in Pullman, Washington, the only college town on earth without one."
Yuri opens a cheap taco stand in Pullman called Taco Shell.
Pat opens a larger one nearby called Taco Sell.
Marigold opens a louder one called Taco Yell.
Orville opens one that also sells computers called Taco Dell.
Gordy opens one next door called Taco Smell, and sets large fans over the friers.
Yuri opens a spacious taco stand next to Pat's, with bars on the windows. Taco Cell.
Pat opens one that you have to climb down a long ladder to get to. Taco Well.
Marigold opens a congressional-themed one in Georgia. Taco Zell.
Yuri slant-rhymes to open one shaped like a cup. Taco Grail.
Ami offers free eternal torment with your fake mexican food at Taco Hell.
Gordy opens the futuristic food-goo version. Taco Gel.
Pat says, "Gordy wins. Point to sqrl."
Gordy bows.