File under "Woof and Sqrl, Life With".

[xyzzysqrl]

Sqrl: "Hey, while you're in the kitchen... do we have any bread left?"
Woof: "Uhm... nope. Well, technically yes."
Sqrl: "Technical bread. What?"
Woof: "We have some bagels. And one hot-dog roll. And these Pop-Tarts."
Sqrl: "Okay, the others I'll grant, but Pop-Tarts are not bread."
Woof: "They are breadlike. They contain bread. Bread food product."
Sqrl: "BreadLIKE, but not bread."
Woof: "How are they not bread, then?"
Sqrl: "You can't make a sandwich out of them."
Woof: "Untrue. You can so."
Sqrl: "Well, I don't WANT to eat a roast chicken and Pop-Tart sandwich."
Woof: "...Ah. Yes. ...well... okay yes in that case we have no bread."

HOMEWORK FOR THE READER: Deliberately do not make and eat a roast chicken and Pop-Tart sandwich.

Comments

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

I so automatically don't make and eat roast chicken and pop-tart sandwiches that its actually hard to do it deliberately!

[(Anonymous)]

Could I make a roast turkey sandwich on Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts?

--dangbunni

[xyzzysqrl]

...Okay, damn you, that actually almost sounds REALLY GOOD.

[vulpisfoxfire.livejournal.com]

You know, that kind of response I'd expect out of you, not the wuff. :-)
OTOH, depending on what kind of roast chicken you were using, the hot dog roll or the bagel sound perfectly workable, especially if it's deli-sliced stuff. I just fixed a ham and turkey sandwich on a bagel the other night, actually. (On the other other hand...dang that environment...if it's something like a cinnamon bagel, that still wouldn't work too well...)

[(Anonymous)]

Pop-Tarts aren't bread, they're made of pastry. Really heavy dense pastry but still.