Request for Aid - Evil Genius.
Aug. 1st, 2012 06:59 pmI'm gonna lay this out up front, get it on the table for discussion.
I am ASTOUNDINGLY bad at strategy games. I have no idea what I'm doing. When Evil Genius came up on the random draw, I almost went "NOPE!" and tossed a second roll. I didn't, however. I set the game downloading, I grabbed the "Unofficial Steam Patch And Bonus CD" because I am always in favor of having patched to the highest version of whatever, and I started reading the manual.
The manual said things that were varying mixes of Obvious ("In this game, you are an evil genius."), Useful-sounding ("You should probably cloak your organization in a veil of secrecy so agents will report back that nothing is happening.") and completely incomprehensible. ("Here is a tutorial on Traps. Using traps is simple, you just blah blah yakkity schmackity twiddle-tee-dee toodle-doo figure 1 hummybummy AND THEN YOU WILL BE INVINCIBLE FOREVER AND WIN THE GAME.") The only way to learn, I decided, is by DOING.
So. Starting the game (as usual I am on Easy) you get a little above-ground shack, three minions and a henchman, and a mountain to carve into. ... Oh FUCK, I know this. This is Dwarf Fortress. Oh god I'm so boned. ... Oh well. STRIKE THE EARTH!
There is a lot of striking the earth. I build quite a lot of things, actually, and it's going well up until I hit a weird issue.
WEIRD ISSUE NO LONGER EXISTS.
With this particular issue solved (my doorknob permissions were making it illegal for anyone to leave the base) I can continue playing.
Well, damn.
I'll get back to it!
I am ASTOUNDINGLY bad at strategy games. I have no idea what I'm doing. When Evil Genius came up on the random draw, I almost went "NOPE!" and tossed a second roll. I didn't, however. I set the game downloading, I grabbed the "Unofficial Steam Patch And Bonus CD" because I am always in favor of having patched to the highest version of whatever, and I started reading the manual.
The manual said things that were varying mixes of Obvious ("In this game, you are an evil genius."), Useful-sounding ("You should probably cloak your organization in a veil of secrecy so agents will report back that nothing is happening.") and completely incomprehensible. ("Here is a tutorial on Traps. Using traps is simple, you just blah blah yakkity schmackity twiddle-tee-dee toodle-doo figure 1 hummybummy AND THEN YOU WILL BE INVINCIBLE FOREVER AND WIN THE GAME.") The only way to learn, I decided, is by DOING.
So. Starting the game (as usual I am on Easy) you get a little above-ground shack, three minions and a henchman, and a mountain to carve into. ... Oh FUCK, I know this. This is Dwarf Fortress. Oh god I'm so boned. ... Oh well. STRIKE THE EARTH!
There is a lot of striking the earth. I build quite a lot of things, actually, and it's going well up until I hit a weird issue.
WEIRD ISSUE NO LONGER EXISTS.
With this particular issue solved (my doorknob permissions were making it illegal for anyone to leave the base) I can continue playing.
Well, damn.
I'll get back to it!
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Date: 2012-08-01 11:15 pm (UTC)I don't have the Steam version of Evil Genius, so I'm not sure I'd be able to test your thing. Could you possibly show a screenshot of what it looks like when it says that? There's a few things that could cause that and I'm pretty sure I can explain it if I can see what's going on.
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Date: 2012-08-02 02:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-02 04:33 am (UTC)