Life with Wolf and Sqrl: Video games.
Jun. 9th, 2012 09:09 pmSqrl, explaining why he is in despair: "So the new President of THQ basically sulked around going "Saint's Row 3... yeah, sure... but it wasn't Skyrim or Red Dead Redemption. Why not?" and now I'm a little worried about the fate of the sequel games."
Woof: "Actually... I agree with you. But I'm imagining a game that's like a cross between all three of those, and for some reason it just makes me think of Twilight Sparkle shouting "DRIVE US CLOSER, PINKIE PIE, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH THIS SWORD!"
Sqrl: "...w-wow... I... might play that. Better than mine. I was imagining a game where you ride around on your motorhorse and then a knight in shining armor challenges you, so you shoot him with a chrome shotgun."
Woof: "Ah-ha. You basically want Painkiller, but with ridable mounts."
Sqrl: *open mouth* *close mouth* *open mouth* ... "Iaaaahhhhrum... ...y-ye... maybe? Yes?"
Woof: "Either way these won't get made."
Sqrl, Woof: *sad*
Woof: "Actually... I agree with you. But I'm imagining a game that's like a cross between all three of those, and for some reason it just makes me think of Twilight Sparkle shouting "DRIVE US CLOSER, PINKIE PIE, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH THIS SWORD!"
Sqrl: "...w-wow... I... might play that. Better than mine. I was imagining a game where you ride around on your motorhorse and then a knight in shining armor challenges you, so you shoot him with a chrome shotgun."
Woof: "Ah-ha. You basically want Painkiller, but with ridable mounts."
Sqrl: *open mouth* *close mouth* *open mouth* ... "Iaaaahhhhrum... ...y-ye... maybe? Yes?"
Woof: "Either way these won't get made."
Sqrl, Woof: *sad*