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xyzzysqrlSo by accident (more or less) I got some of my friends into Star Trek Online. One of them was reading the Wiki (for privacy reasons his name is Changed Daily) and we had this conversation. I am "You" here.
Also this is kind of obscene now that I think about it, so I'm cutting it.
In a page-pose to you, Changed Daily peers at a chart...you can breed tribbles? And get a *Borg* Tribble?
You page, "I think Borg Tribble is cash store only. No non-paying officer should have that kind of power." to Changed Daily.
In a page-pose to you, Changed Daily checks...yeah, that and some of the other ones are either C-store 'tester', or referral bonuses.
You page, "But yes, if you have a tribble and some food in your inventory and you forget about it, you'll open your inventory in like four hours and have no food and six fucking tribbles." to Changed Daily.
You page, "And then you give one to all your bridge officers and they'll stop in the middle of a firefight to tickle the little bastards." to Changed Daily.
You page, "I have yet to determine if there is a button to pelt Klingons with them." to Changed Daily.
You page, "(Either PvE or PvP, I don't mind which. PVP TRIBBLE DODGEBALL!)" to Changed Daily.
In a page-pose to you, Changed Daily ahs. "So that's why I have all those tribbles...and i think it may work from the bank, too.
You page, "..." to Changed Daily.
You page, "Wait. You said there's a -chart-? So tribble breeding is deterministic somehow?" to Changed Daily.
In a page-pose to you, Changed Daily ooohs as he looks at the Escort ships. the Defiant is in that class, as well as the Phoenix.
Changed Daily pages, "http://www.stowiki.org/Guide:_Tribble_Breeding" to you.
You page, "Oh god there's a fucking chart. *stare at it* ... I've just been throwing them in the replicator! I didn't realize I could start some kind of ungodly softball-fucking EMPIRE OF TRIBBLEKIND and run a Pokemon game with the damn things..." to Changed Daily.
In a page-pose to you, Changed Daily falls over laughing his ass off at that.
Changed Daily pages, "If you'll notice--they provide combat bonuses, too--which is probably *why* your officers keep petting them in the middle of a fight..." to you.
You page, "My brain hurts." to Changed Daily.
You page, "This conversation should probably not end up on Livejournal, but I think it will. Do you mind?" to Changed Daily.
In a page-pose to you, Changed Daily laughs. "Go for it."
Also this is kind of obscene now that I think about it, so I'm cutting it.
In a page-pose to you, Changed Daily peers at a chart...you can breed tribbles? And get a *Borg* Tribble?
You page, "I think Borg Tribble is cash store only. No non-paying officer should have that kind of power." to Changed Daily.
In a page-pose to you, Changed Daily checks...yeah, that and some of the other ones are either C-store 'tester', or referral bonuses.
You page, "But yes, if you have a tribble and some food in your inventory and you forget about it, you'll open your inventory in like four hours and have no food and six fucking tribbles." to Changed Daily.
You page, "And then you give one to all your bridge officers and they'll stop in the middle of a firefight to tickle the little bastards." to Changed Daily.
You page, "I have yet to determine if there is a button to pelt Klingons with them." to Changed Daily.
You page, "(Either PvE or PvP, I don't mind which. PVP TRIBBLE DODGEBALL!)" to Changed Daily.
In a page-pose to you, Changed Daily ahs. "So that's why I have all those tribbles...and i think it may work from the bank, too.
You page, "..." to Changed Daily.
You page, "Wait. You said there's a -chart-? So tribble breeding is deterministic somehow?" to Changed Daily.
In a page-pose to you, Changed Daily ooohs as he looks at the Escort ships. the Defiant is in that class, as well as the Phoenix.
Changed Daily pages, "http://www.stowiki.org/Guide:_Tribble_Breeding" to you.
You page, "Oh god there's a fucking chart. *stare at it* ... I've just been throwing them in the replicator! I didn't realize I could start some kind of ungodly softball-fucking EMPIRE OF TRIBBLEKIND and run a Pokemon game with the damn things..." to Changed Daily.
In a page-pose to you, Changed Daily falls over laughing his ass off at that.
Changed Daily pages, "If you'll notice--they provide combat bonuses, too--which is probably *why* your officers keep petting them in the middle of a fight..." to you.
You page, "My brain hurts." to Changed Daily.
You page, "This conversation should probably not end up on Livejournal, but I think it will. Do you mind?" to Changed Daily.
In a page-pose to you, Changed Daily laughs. "Go for it."
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