Yes, no, Maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

[xyzzysqrl]

Filling out job appliciation now. Still nervous, but more determined than ever. Stuff should be, y'know, HAPPENING, so I'm going to make it happen. Logical!

Still nervous. Augh. Head explodes.

It's a really easy form. Name? Previous Job? Bye.

...well, there's also stuff like phone number and what hours I don't mind working. Am I in school? No but I probably should be. Do I have experience as a cashier? Uhm. KB Toys never did actually train me on a register in spite of promising they would several million times, so no.

"Anything else you want to tell us about yourself?"

...
I'm a big fat lazy guy, but really, I'll try.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
I don't think working at a convience store/deli is beneath me. I want to make people happy whatever I do.
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING!? AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!
My mind keeps changing. I have no ability to make choices.
I like free food.
I like money.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
I'm actually very excited at the thought of being employed again.
My brain reels at the thought of work. I feel dizzy and sweat. I wish to go home.
All systems gone. Prepare for downcount.
I am made of flesh and bone and therefore fear the big electric knives behind the deli counter.
I need this job because my fans on the Internet crave more unique life content.
You better be nice to me 'cause I'M GONNA EAT YOUR BRAINS!

... I'd better just leave that blank.

Comments

[waya.livejournal.com]

I so hate filling out applications. *hugs the squirrel* Good luck, sweetie.

[aeothen.livejournal.com]

What we need to do is figure out some way of taking the auto form-fill that most browsers offer nowdays, and translate it to real life.

[ollieottah.livejournal.com]

*looks at all the extra stuff* hmm, well being a former boss (am not no longer because it was to much stress) I'd say don't tell them your big and lazy, but your Hovercraft is full of eels is ok. You should be fine telling them you have no ablity to make choices, unless yoru applying for managments. Everyone likes money and free food. Don't tell them you have no idea what your doing, see, the part about eating brians is good, managment never really listen so they will probally hear that as "I'm going to college, so I will have a good brian" everything else will be fine to put on there :P

[rnicoll.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I liked "I need this job because my fans on the Internet crave more unique life content.". On the other hand, that's probably a good reason not to write it down...