Conversations around here are so weird.
Feb. 4th, 2011 06:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xyzzysqrlWoof, peering at Rift beta: "I may actually make a hot elf chick mage, because I'm usually Grunty McWarriorson..."
Sqrl: "Hey, cool. I intend to make a hot elf chick."
Woof: "...Didn't you have a character, like a paladin somewhere, I was convinced she was a lesbian?"
Sqrl: "Neverwinter Nights, and you were only convinced she was a lesbian because she romanced every female NPC in the campaign."
Woof: "Ohhh, that's right. That was a good reason to think that then."
Sqrl: "Yeah, I remember you were all "STOP BEING A LESBIAN AT THE NPCS, I'M TRYING TO ADVANCE THE PLOT."
Can I help it if I'm universally beloved?
...Sometimes?
[EDIT] Further beta adventures:
Sqrl: "This 'pelt enemies with glowballs' strategy we have going seems to be working for us."
Woof: "Yeah, who knew "kill them until they die" was a valid strategy against the undead?"
Woof: "I guess the elf 'flight' power is really only good to airdash over and ninja-loot a resource node before anyone else gets there."
Sqrl: "Thus reaffirming that the primary purpose of elves is to PISS PEOPLE OFF."
Sqrl: "I am now tracking rocks, wood, and plants. I PRETTY MUCH KNOW WE'RE IN A FOREST."
Woof, struggling to climb up a fallen log: "My elf is REALLY BAD at trees! Help!"
Sqrl: "Hey, cool. I intend to make a hot elf chick."
Woof: "...Didn't you have a character, like a paladin somewhere, I was convinced she was a lesbian?"
Sqrl: "Neverwinter Nights, and you were only convinced she was a lesbian because she romanced every female NPC in the campaign."
Woof: "Ohhh, that's right. That was a good reason to think that then."
Sqrl: "Yeah, I remember you were all "STOP BEING A LESBIAN AT THE NPCS, I'M TRYING TO ADVANCE THE PLOT."
Can I help it if I'm universally beloved?
...Sometimes?
[EDIT] Further beta adventures:
Sqrl: "This 'pelt enemies with glowballs' strategy we have going seems to be working for us."
Woof: "Yeah, who knew "kill them until they die" was a valid strategy against the undead?"
Woof: "I guess the elf 'flight' power is really only good to airdash over and ninja-loot a resource node before anyone else gets there."
Sqrl: "Thus reaffirming that the primary purpose of elves is to PISS PEOPLE OFF."
Sqrl: "I am now tracking rocks, wood, and plants. I PRETTY MUCH KNOW WE'RE IN A FOREST."
Woof, struggling to climb up a fallen log: "My elf is REALLY BAD at trees! Help!"
OK We've decided your evil...
Date: 2011-02-21 10:11 am (UTC)but we're too busy trying to play stuff...
then the open beta came along, and we both have fallen in love with it...
partner already has the preorder collectors edition, and I'll pick mine up shortly...
I blame you for this evil Sqrl...
Re: OK We've decided your evil...
Date: 2011-02-21 06:12 pm (UTC)