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So I'm listening to my MASSIVE UNORGANIZED MP3 COLLECTION OF DOOM and it hits this DDR song I think I got from [livejournal.com profile] swordianmaster called Synchronized Love. I think it's about sex. The lyrics are over here, anyway.

Anyway, there's this one part in the song, which until about three minutes ago I did not know the lyrics to and turns out to be only somewhat sexual, where the lead singer sings in a very earnest, straightforward voice the lyric "One and one is two!". This was about all I could make out in the song, because it rises above the volume level that my mind determines to be "background" level nicely.

I was highly amused by this line right up until it got stuck in my head. Just that one line, from the entire song. This happened a few days ago.

"One and one is two!" my brain reminded me, while I was showering.
"What's my password for this site again?" I'd ask myself. "One and one is two!" would come the answer.
"I should sleep now." I'd think, in bed. I'd roll over and close my eyes and "One and one is two! One and one is TWO! One and ONE is TWO!" my brain would happily jabber to itself.

Finally I sat up and said rather loudly "All RIGHT. One and one is TWO. WHAT NEXT?"

My brain was silent. That was yesterday.

Today it happened again, except as I was staring idly into space waiting for my City of Heroes character to heal up, my brain started singing "Two and two is four!" over and over in the same tone of voice.

Screw you, brain. I'm gonna stab you with a Q-tip.

Date: 2004-07-23 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zarquon.livejournal.com
That is the best story ever. Eee.

2 + 2 = 4!

Date: 2004-07-23 05:04 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Help, my squirrel is turning into Tor the Calculate!
... hey, does that mean you can finally do math without exploding?
*paint buttons on sqrltummy, push*

-Prince Woofenfloofen Floofenwoofen

Re: 2 + 2 = 4!

Date: 2004-07-23 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiruppert.livejournal.com
Curse you, strangly named anonymous poster! I was going to make that same joke!

-K

Re: 2 + 2 = 4!

Date: 2004-07-23 11:46 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Oh, come now.. don't tell me you haven't deduced my identity by NOW. I'd be very disappointed if you told me that.

-High Lord McFloofenPants, Gordonian Minister of Making Things Explode

1/4 3/2/1 general insanity

Date: 2004-07-23 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swordianmaster.livejournal.com
SQRL. You are not the only one this has inflicted. However... this was, for me, a time when numbers did not mean math.

If you've ever read Gundam Wing slash, you'd understand what I mean. Let's just say it involves freaky doppleganger sex.

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