Recordkeeping: Ongoing - The Crew

So, "The Crew" was free on the Ubisoft store and I was like "eh why not, free is free". It's some sort of always-online car racing thing and they appear to have attached a plot to it. I sent some IMs to a friend about the plot, and their reaction made me decide to preserve them here. So:

( BEGIN IM BARRAGE. Warning - Obscene. )