Dream Tidbit

Not sure what the context was, because "dream", but I remember passionately informing everyone that "Futhark" was the Viking word for "Tired of beer", and that this was the Viking analogue to suicidal depression, because when you are tired of Viking beer you are tired of living and can only seek an honorable death.

Woke up. Said aloud "That is SO NOT what that means."

Why do you do this, brain?