I always feel weird about this...

It's the time of the season where, to my alarm, posting my holiday wishlist has become a tradition. "Feeling embarrassed and guilty about it" is also a tradition, less strongly held.

So! If you want to give a gift that keeps sqrls bouncing, have a look here:

The Official Wishlist of Holiday Doom.

I add basically everything that I see and might want to this list, so it is long. Here are some pointers:

A: Sort the list in various ways. Price "low to high" works well. Shuffle it around. There's a lot of stuff buried, there's no need to just grab off the top of the default view.
B: Please please please please do not pay the default Amazon price. That price is a big load of CRAP. It is almost always too expensive. The "Used" items are often much more reasonable.
C: If at any point you hesitate and think "Wait, can I afford...", please skip buying anything for me.
D: I accept demands. "I bought you STUFF. When it gets there, post about it. Do a review." or something. I'm good with that. I will attempt to entertain you.

So that's about it.