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You know, life is totally weird lately.
Like last night I had this dream where I was two twin girls on a camping trip, and we were extensively documenting things like what fish were in a lake and what plants were okay to eat on video, in case of the event that civilization collapsed and they needed to know what plants were okay to eat, and then they could go on Youtube and find out from our videos. And we were different people, but still communicated as a kind of twin hive mind, which I understand never happens in reality.
Also today the wolf told me that I have rubbed off on him, in that sometimes people will ask him why he's doing things and he'll cheerfully answer "Dramatic effect." or "Comedic necessity." because that is something I do a lot. It is kind of weird and I would feel bad, but it is also kind of AWESOME that I affect people's behavioral patterns that much when they're around me. I bet you can think of examples, right there at home!
Also, he tried to get me to write fan fiction porn about Cloud transforming into a chocobo and being gang-bred into a race of really spiky-headfeathered golden chocobos. I don't remember why he was doing this. That is less awesome! But it could totally work given certain conceits about the source universe, which scares me and yet is interesting to me just the same. I appreciate that it could theoretically happen but I question why he is interested in this, is what I'm saying. Also I don't really want to write that story for any reason.
Basically what I am saying is that life around here is surreal and fun, and I hope every one of you out there is having surreal fun in whatever you are doing as well! If not, maybe my fun has made your life more surreal. I don't know.
EDIT: Also I ordered a big batch of noodles from Ramenbox, and I have NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED about noodles possibly arriving soon. Mmmmm, noodles. They are delicious and so noodly. That's not surreal, I'm just hungry.
Like last night I had this dream where I was two twin girls on a camping trip, and we were extensively documenting things like what fish were in a lake and what plants were okay to eat on video, in case of the event that civilization collapsed and they needed to know what plants were okay to eat, and then they could go on Youtube and find out from our videos. And we were different people, but still communicated as a kind of twin hive mind, which I understand never happens in reality.
Also today the wolf told me that I have rubbed off on him, in that sometimes people will ask him why he's doing things and he'll cheerfully answer "Dramatic effect." or "Comedic necessity." because that is something I do a lot. It is kind of weird and I would feel bad, but it is also kind of AWESOME that I affect people's behavioral patterns that much when they're around me. I bet you can think of examples, right there at home!
Also, he tried to get me to write fan fiction porn about Cloud transforming into a chocobo and being gang-bred into a race of really spiky-headfeathered golden chocobos. I don't remember why he was doing this. That is less awesome! But it could totally work given certain conceits about the source universe, which scares me and yet is interesting to me just the same. I appreciate that it could theoretically happen but I question why he is interested in this, is what I'm saying. Also I don't really want to write that story for any reason.
Basically what I am saying is that life around here is surreal and fun, and I hope every one of you out there is having surreal fun in whatever you are doing as well! If not, maybe my fun has made your life more surreal. I don't know.
EDIT: Also I ordered a big batch of noodles from Ramenbox, and I have NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED about noodles possibly arriving soon. Mmmmm, noodles. They are delicious and so noodly. That's not surreal, I'm just hungry.
