You're just not thinking fourth-dimensionally!

[xyzzysqrl]

So, because when I am deep in the grip of WANTing something I can be an obsessive little widget, I've been cruising the status report page on the new PCs near-hourly.

Warehouse date? The 14th. That's good!
Assembly date? The 20th. They must be busy.
Estimated shipping date? 27th. Right, that's not too bad. *twitch*
Quality Control Check Start Time - The 20th at 11 PM. Oooh, very recent.

Quality Control Check End Time - 1/1/1900.

... GREAT SCOTT, MARTY!

Seriously, if my computer is going to cause a TIME PARADOX I want to be the one causing it. *mutter*

Comments

[kiruppert.livejournal.com]

Does this mean your new computer can divide by zero successfully without collapsing the known universe upon itself?

[relee.livejournal.com]

LOL Scott. XD


You need to poke them and make sure that your new computer is Y2K compatable. ;)

[hat-of-nikitich.livejournal.com]

It's 'cause they're sending it back to be tested by a laboratory of Victorian and Edwardian gentlemen, who will no doubt attach tesla coils and a boiler to the CPU, maybe an aether net and certainly a dozen or so extra gauges!

You're gonna have the coolest computer ever!

[bossgoji.livejournal.com]

Bully, eh wot! *adjusts monocle*

[loiosh-de-talto.livejournal.com]

Steampunk Sqrlputer

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

Seriously, if my computer is going to cause a TIME PARADOX I want to be the one causing it. *mutter*

But.. don't you see? This is your doing!


Just.. not quite yet.

[austin-dern.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I'd say it was very well done, but that bit where you keep Carthage from falling is a questionable bit of judgement, you know.