I have language!
Sep. 22nd, 2008 03:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xyzzysqrlEarlier this evening I had to actually stop myself and reconfigure a sentence in my head. I was about to order dinner, you see. It took an emergency stop-and-reboot of the language parser before I could manage "May I have a club sandwich, please?" instead of "I can has klub sammach plz?"
Alarmingly, there's a very large portion of my mind that is perfectly comfortable operating in lolcat at all times.
Then I'm laying in bed just now thinking... and why is that bad? You know... if I were to maybe toss in a little fangirl/Intertube Japanese desu, I could presumably make my speech patternings totally kawaii, srsly.
Why stop there? If I can has videogame engrish and general gaming idioms too, all non-factoring polynominals wud OMG be open to mai 1-Up neologisms BELEEV IT. I can has a tweeole.
With just a little bit of work, I could be COMPLETELY INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO EVERYONE AROUND ME.
As if that has not already happened.
...for the record, I'm not actually doing this. But it was fun to think about.
Alarmingly, there's a very large portion of my mind that is perfectly comfortable operating in lolcat at all times.
Then I'm laying in bed just now thinking... and why is that bad? You know... if I were to maybe toss in a little fangirl/Intertube Japanese desu, I could presumably make my speech patternings totally kawaii, srsly.
Why stop there? If I can has videogame engrish and general gaming idioms too, all non-factoring polynominals wud OMG be open to mai 1-Up neologisms BELEEV IT. I can has a tweeole.
With just a little bit of work, I could be COMPLETELY INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO EVERYONE AROUND ME.
As if that has not already happened.
...for the record, I'm not actually doing this. But it was fun to think about.
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hanyuu is apprehensive about this
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Date: 2008-09-22 01:48 pm (UTC)I'm relieved. I was afraid this might end with you in a fuku.
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Date: 2008-09-22 10:55 pm (UTC)*squeeze*
*grunt, squeeze*
... *throw against wall* *bounces off* *KO'd*