Another dip into the spam folder.

[xyzzysqrl]

My favorite names of "people" who have sent me spam mails:

Carver Fyodor
Cozmo Fabrotron (ACE INVENTOR)
Bayard Jyn-Shyn
Tomahawk Hamish (For that Scottish Native American feel.)
Ivagra Gan
Humpity Pastel (You let your senile grandmother name you, didn't you.)
Burlie Mann (Not touchin' this one.)
Jiff Sushie
Adalbert Gastropahd

And my VERY FAVORITE name from my spam mail folder:

Ramuramu Ramuphilus

...
...god, I am totally naming my next console RPG character "Cozmo".

Comments

[kiruppert.livejournal.com]

In my world, "Humpity Pastel" is the name of Humpty Dumpty's flamboyantly gay cousin who did seasonal modeling work as an Easter Egg.

[kiruppert.livejournal.com]

Also. I want to have either a mad scientist, or a slightly deranged wizard who has a squid test subject/familiar named Adalbert Gastropahd.

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

Humpity Pastel sounds, to me, like an Easter bunny themed sex worker's name.

[orrin.livejournal.com]

I once got an email from an H. Pterodactyl.

I have since renamed him Thaddeus H. Pterodactyl, Esquire; Dinosaur Lawyer.

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

"Bad news, we pulled Judge Torgleson."

"Oh, no is he a hard case? Have you ever argued in front of him before?"

"No, I haven't actually... I'm used to the volcano being the judge. The volcano harsh, but fair."

[yetanotherbob.livejournal.com]

Does Jiff Sushie sell sea shells by the sea shore?

It's a tradition that I name the horse in Zelda games, 'Glustik'

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

I think you may have made a mistake. How could someone named Adalbert Gastropahd not have something profound to say?