I amuse myself too much sometimes.

[xyzzysqrl]

Context: We bought a VGA cable for the Xbox 360, without realizing we'd need a certain kind of monitor for it...

Woof: *huff* "Okay. Searching around behind here shows that you'll need a male to male adapter."
Sqrl: "Gay adapter."
Woof: "Then maybe we can get your monitor working with this. It might be male to female, but you don't have a port..."
Sqrl: "Need gay adaptor for my minotaur."
Woof: "...your monitor."
Sqrl: "Transsexual gay minotaurs are required to play 360 with pretty graphics. I'll go hunting them online."
Woof: "You're not actually listening, are you."

Comments

[hat-of-nikitich.livejournal.com]

Giant stone robot finds you dreadfully amusing.
...and so do I!

[hat-of-nikitich.livejournal.com]

Alternately, memory has prompted:

U SEE MYNO... MEENO... MIN...
U SEE ORC.

[xyzzysqrl]

I KIK ORK.

[relee.livejournal.com]

LOL that is funny.

[kandra.livejournal.com]

You are much weird! Very much so! :)

[kiruppert.livejournal.com]

Again you are shown to live in your own world, as tiny as it is bizzare. And again you prove how superior it is to the world we all live in.

[slipscale.livejournal.com]

~Snrks~ I swear my life's far less interesting than yours. :P

[foxish.livejournal.com]

We used to call male-male adaptors Transylvanians, since that's where Transsexuals come from.

Yes, we were Rocky Horror fans AND immature! Great combo.

Also: VGA 360 am purty. Cranking Mass Effect or Viva Pinata up to 1280x1024? WIN.

[xyzzysqrl]

...Oh my god. Can you really DO that with the VGA cable?

[foxish.livejournal.com]

Ayep. Once you're in VGA Mode, there's an option on the Dashboard to increase the resolution of the display. It's worked on all the games I've thrown at it.

[xyzzysqrl]

Found the adapter -in the box- of the VGA cable.

Jesus. It's like the Dreamcast never died.