Torturing the boyfriend.

[xyzzysqrl]

Interior, Car

Radio: "There's a little black spot on the sun to-day..."
Sqrl: "SEPH-I-ROTH!"
Woof: *whap*
Sqrl: "Ow."

Radio: "It's the same old thing as yester-daaaaay..."
Sqrl: "SEPH-I-ROTH!"
Woof: *whap!*
Sqrl: "Ow."

Radio: "There's a black hat caught in a high tree top..."
Sqrl: *silent*
Woof: *smug*

Radio: "I have stood here before inside the pouring rain!"
Sqrl: "FOR PORN."
Woof: "...bwuh?"
Radio: "With the world turning circles running 'round my brain!"
Sqrl: "FOR PORN!"
Woof: "...no?"
Radio: "I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign!"
Sqrl: "FOR PORN!"
Woof: "Stop that."
Radio: "But it's my destiny..."
Sqrl: "TO BE THE KING OF POOOOORN!"
Woof: "Aaaugh."

... ... ...

End of song: "I'll aaaalways be king of pain! Aaaaalways be king of pain!"
Sqrl: "I'm doing science and I'm KING OF PAIN! I feel fantastic and I'm KING OF PAAAIN! And when you're dying I'll be KING OF PAIN!"
Woof: *siiiiigh*

Comments

[otter3.livejournal.com]

You are made of awesome.

And yes, before there was kweh, there was... SEPHIROTH!

(He's got the entire London Symphony Orchestra!)

[xyzzysqrl]

Kwehfiroth.

[waterotter.livejournal.com]

Once I was the King of Pain o/~ (now I eat humble pie)

[xyzzysqrl]

Royalty, lord it looked good on me... *giggle*

[relee.livejournal.com]

Love it.

Also, whenever I listen to that song it's all like, "Ham and cheese, SEPHIROTH!"

[fandomgreen.livejournal.com]

That... was incredible.

[porsupah.livejournal.com]

I think I'd conclude with looking lovingly into his eyes for a few moments, then launch into "And Iiii-i-iiii.. shall allllways love youu-u-uuu!"

Assuming I could escape quickly.

[phennphawcks.livejournal.com]

*smirk*

[soquili-gitli.livejournal.com]

You are so totally a winner for this. Especially since you lived to tell about it. *grins*

Bonus points for mixed references.

*bows down*