Yet Another Dream Post - First of the year!

[xyzzysqrl]

I've been craving salt lately. Been eating, say... a lot of pastrami reuben sandwiches, for example.

So it's only logical, in a weird kind of way, that my subconscious would decide that clearly I am pregnant, and give me a dream about that. Because it explains the belly, you see.

Of course, the sandwiches -also- explain the belly.

So... yeah. I get a weird sort of male-pregnancy dream. With this inspired bit of fourth-wall breaking:

"I can't be pregnant. I'm kind of a guy."
"Well, lots of guys get pregnant. Captain Jack... both of them, Daniel Jackson from Stargate, Naruto..."
"...that's FAN FICTION."
"So is this."

Around that time I woke up. This will teach me to not eat pastrami and then fall asleep instantly, won't it?

Comments

[soquili-gitli.livejournal.com]

Heh, pastrami + sleep = fanfic? Surely I must now try this.

Me? I just drink lots of V8, salt all of my food, and have a salt lick on my desk at work. Seems to work. Might want to get your blood work done if you can.

[kiruppert.livejournal.com]

Man, how can you eat saurkraut? Stuff's nasty.

[xyzzysqrl]

I used to think that for the last ten years, until I ordered some by accident (came as part of a meal) and thought "Oh well. Let's see how thi... yeah, this is pretty good. Wait, what?"

Turns out I like salty pickled foods and so on now. Who knew?

[trigem.livejournal.com]

Instantly my mind jumped to that movie where Arnold plays a pregnant man. >.<

But yeah, you have some really weird dreams. I wish I could remember all mine, but usually within 5 minutes of waking up, I forget them. They're good, but usually the flying, Jedi, blowing stuff up kinda ones. >.