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So we were out at Blockbuster, renting Mario Galaxy, and on the screen above us was something about Tim Allen as Santa Claus. We didn't pay attention until we heard the line:

"THAT'S NOT SANTA! He's got a plastic face, and a rubber tushie!"

On looking up it appeared that it was in fact ROBOT Tim Allen as Robot Santa Claus.

We decided this movie was probably "Tim Allen Ruins Christmas Forever".

The guy who worked there told us that it was in fact "Tim Allen Ruins Christmas: Part 2". Because he apparently hadn't succeeded the first time.

On the way out to the car (and on the way home) we discussed this concept:

"I bet he was stopped by a plucky, hot blooded youth with a sense of justice."
"And his giant robot."
"Nah. Robot -suit-. Built by elves. Versus an army of robot Santas."
"And the showdown scene was various bad guys versus this robot suit, which shot them all..."
"Non-violently. You can't shoot people in Christmas movies! But you can tie them up with wreathes and throw them down a flight of stairs..."
"...or like, shave their heads with toy planes..."
"Yeah. Or push them into their Evil Machine, which would turn them into candy!"
"Which all the kids would happily eat."
"Because that's not TERRIBLE. Turning someone into candy and eating them."
"Not at all."
...
...
"Did we just write a christmas movie, or a fetish story?"
"Maybe BOTH."

...
...
"You know what I really want to see."
"Mmm?"
"Tim Allen versus Tim Curry to see who can ruin Christmas BETTER."
"Ooh."
"Or just Tim Allen versus Tim Curry."
"In a STEEL CAGE MATCH!"
"Or a villain-off, but that works too."

The woof and I, we think odd things.

Date: 2007-12-06 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] circuit-four.livejournal.com
I am so gonna make you play the Raggedy Ann and Andy drinking game someday. >:)

Date: 2007-12-06 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] circuit-four.livejournal.com
I believe the first attempt at it (where I was not present) was some vile fruit-flavored variety of Captain Morgan and the second was Bacardi and something I can't quite recall. O:) But I totally endorse the idea of doing it with Appletinis, Pink Squirrels, Daiquiris, Rainbow Brites, et al...

Believe me, you'll want the mind-numbing effects. But I suppose if you really want to get hopped up on caffeine and fructose while baring your secret sexual fetishes to your friends... it's your funeral, rodent. :)
Edited Date: 2007-12-06 03:11 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-12-06 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] relee.livejournal.com
I <3 you guys.

Date: 2007-12-06 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiruppert.livejournal.com
You know, there' is a "Robot Tim Allen Ruins Christmas Forever 3", right? It's got Martin Short as the bad guy, who wants to ruin Christmas forever in a totally DIFFERENT way, and of course, Tim Allen can't have THAT. So it's Tim Allen as Robot Santa Claus verses Martin Short as Light Blue Sparkle Magic Jack Frost.

-K

Date: 2007-12-06 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiruppert.livejournal.com
Possibly!

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