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The Electric Church, by Jeff Somers.

It is the GODDAMN FUTURE. New York sucks. The world sucks. You are either rich or you are meat, wandering the streets doing whatever you can to live. In this chaos, there's the police (who can do whatever they want), there's the criminals (by default, pretty much everybody older than 12) and there's the Monks.

The Monks are cyborgs. A digital religion, their schtick is "Hey. Why not live forever? Let me show you an endless trail of sunsets." The problem is that if you are alone on the street with these monks, they edge towards you, gently hem you in, and then convert aggressively. As in, they happily shoot you and remove your brain, and the next day there's N+1 Monks on the street.

But then... what if they're doing that because they're right, and you CAN live forever that way? What if stopping them is exactly the wrong thing to do? Even if it is, how do you fight a small army of latex-masked eternally smiling people who are extremely heavily armed?

This book sets up a number of philosophical and religious questions. Then it carefully steps past them so it can get on with the business of shooting people in the head. There's a LOT of shooting people in the head in this book. There's also a lot of drinking, swearing, a psychic, -two- psychotic police chiefs, and a twitchy technical guy who speaks in the third person a lot.

I actually quite liked it. It's a growly, snarly action-movie of a book that's more concerned with being Gritty than anything else, but I enjoyed it enough to read all the way through. Albeit, I enjoyed it in a way that had me feeling slight guilt, but EVERYTHING makes me feel slight guilt because I am like that. So what the hell, I liked this book.

This would be a really decent movie starring Will Smith and Rutger Hauer. Let me put it that way.

Date: 2007-12-02 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiruppert.livejournal.com
Rutger Hauer is kinda old and fat now. Do you mean early 80s, Blade Runner/Ladyhawke Hauer?

Also, is this a prose novel, or a graphic novel?

Date: 2007-12-02 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soleilfraise.livejournal.com
I don't think we have to wait until the so-called future to find that New York sucks. It's right here in the here-and-now, people!

Remember when that Godzilla movie came out, it had Matthew Broderick and Hank Azaria in it? And it took place in NYC? I seriously remember thinking, "Wow, why would anyone move to New York? Look at those poor people in Long Island and NYC; they can't get out." Then I moved to Long Island and that came back to bite me in the butt (so to speak).

I just want to know why NYC is the scene for all these horrible things that means blowing up the state (you know...where I live) or for the whole planet or something. NYC has already been destroyed about 78,000 times by my estimation.

End really long pointless comment.
Edited Date: 2007-12-02 05:06 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-12-02 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ss-ebonclaw.livejournal.com
wait.. you can edit comments now? Fuck, when'd this happen?

Date: 2007-12-02 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ss-ebonclaw.livejournal.com
*pokes around to find the edit button* Button, button, come out where ever you are!

Date: 2007-12-02 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] postrodent.livejournal.com
This sounds like fun, and also sounds like about thirty of the crappy knock-off books I read in the 80s after Neuromancer won some awards and became a sensation. Everybody who'd written about galactic empires the previous year started writing embarassingly bad cyberpunk. ;)

Date: 2007-12-02 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] postrodent.livejournal.com
Yes indeed. This has been one of the payoffs of my embrace of ebooks... nobody can tell what sort of horrible crap you're putting into your head. Which is good, because lately I've been reading some of the really regrettable 50s and 60s pulp from over at manybooks.net, peeyew.

Date: 2007-12-03 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krinndnz.livejournal.com
If there's a lot of headshots, it would also probably make a good Garth Ennis/Steve Dillon project. They have a bit of a track record (http://web.archive.org/web/20050305081013/http://www.yankthechain.com/preacher.html).

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