FEAR the ATOMIC MIGHT!!
Dec. 25th, 2003 05:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xyzzysqrlSo I wasn't really expecting much today, until I got a package. Gnawed and pulled at the plastic for a while, and then got my thumb stuck in the envelope. A quick treatment with scissors later, and two things fell out:
1. A piece of thick cardstock paper, address to GORDON FREESQUIRREL.
B. I Was An Atomic Mutant
The outside of the card had this scrawled inconspicuously in a lower corner: "Evelyn - Got this from the nut in 904-C. Insists we send it. Dr. Sherpo says it's cool."
The inside of the card was all in capital letters, with scrawled, mentally-disturbed looking handwriting that often bordered on illegibility.
It read as follows -
Mr Freesquirrel ... You have made yourself into a being of obfuscation, but I have located you after no small amount of effort and shall deliver this... cargo unto you.
The government shudders at the sheer might I bear, Mr. Freesquirrel, and I am not a being to be trifled with. My assistant, Mr. Squeaknfloofy, has made it our mission to destroy you. I think that the enclosed shall serve to begin your slow, agonizing descent into the Abyss.
Rest assured that from this day forward, every moment of your awareness shall...
Oh. It's time for cartoons. I do so love the ones with heavy ordinance! Then nappytime! Toodles!
- Tyler the Rabbit, Squirrelslayer
Triscedero Institute for the Criminally Cute (and the address)
I'm so excited! I've never descended into the Abyss before! (Unless Ultima Underworld counts.) And dangit, I'm thrilled to own a game in which massive property damage is a major factor. Also, yay for impending doom!
So I'm happily looking forward to becoming a corrupted being of devastation and mayhem. I like chaos. *perky* Best gift EVER.
(*glance left* *glance right* *HUG* Thanks, Foxish.)
I'm gonna go squish some PUNY PATHETIC HUMANS! now.
1. A piece of thick cardstock paper, address to GORDON FREESQUIRREL.
B. I Was An Atomic Mutant
The outside of the card had this scrawled inconspicuously in a lower corner: "Evelyn - Got this from the nut in 904-C. Insists we send it. Dr. Sherpo says it's cool."
The inside of the card was all in capital letters, with scrawled, mentally-disturbed looking handwriting that often bordered on illegibility.
It read as follows -
Mr Freesquirrel ... You have made yourself into a being of obfuscation, but I have located you after no small amount of effort and shall deliver this... cargo unto you.
The government shudders at the sheer might I bear, Mr. Freesquirrel, and I am not a being to be trifled with. My assistant, Mr. Squeaknfloofy, has made it our mission to destroy you. I think that the enclosed shall serve to begin your slow, agonizing descent into the Abyss.
Rest assured that from this day forward, every moment of your awareness shall...
Oh. It's time for cartoons. I do so love the ones with heavy ordinance! Then nappytime! Toodles!
- Tyler the Rabbit, Squirrelslayer
Triscedero Institute for the Criminally Cute (and the address)
I'm so excited! I've never descended into the Abyss before! (Unless Ultima Underworld counts.) And dangit, I'm thrilled to own a game in which massive property damage is a major factor. Also, yay for impending doom!
So I'm happily looking forward to becoming a corrupted being of devastation and mayhem. I like chaos. *perky* Best gift EVER.
(*glance left* *glance right* *HUG* Thanks, Foxish.)
I'm gonna go squish some PUNY PATHETIC HUMANS! now.
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Date: 2003-12-25 02:48 pm (UTC)...wait, whaddya mean about my handwriting? *fist shake*