Domo Arigato, Mister Loaf

WOOF and SQRL are in the CAR coming back from an ESCAPADE, by which I mean DINNER:

SQRL: "So I mean, I'm enjoying messing with Spotify. I found a playlist that has nothing but songs Jim Steinman worked on, so I can listen to like ten minute ballads about sex and rock and roll any time I want. And it has Bonnie Tylor, Celine Dion, Boyzone... I don't know what a Boyzone is..."

WOOF: "The Boy Zone sounds like a thing an awkward sitcom parent would come up with to explain the birds and bees."

SQRL: "...and of course it has plenty of Mr. Loaf."

WOOF: "...I had never considered his name as ... first and last name before. Meat. Loaf. So... what do they call him in Japan? Loaf-san?"

SQRL: "In Japan he is known as Menchi."

WOOF: "I really don't think he is."

*thoughtful silence*

SQRL: "In Japan he is known as Bento Kenobi."

WOOF: "That should be your name if we ever pick up Old Republic again."

SQRL: "That's going to be my name if I ever need to lay down some SICK STAR WARS BEATZ."