In which I invent stupid things.

*opens store-bought greek salad*
*Comes with lemon vinaigrette?*
*Sure pour that on*
*Adds a chopped dill pickle from the fridge*
*... heck, two. ... Make it three*
*And a splash of pickle juice. Mmm. ... One more. There.*
*... Munch*
Oops. I have invented the sourald.
... *munch*
It's pretty good actually.