[E3] EA is JUST STAR WARS NOW, and I cover that [E3]

Greetings, loved ones. As I slept last night I dreamed of fighting off waves of endless vampires hungry to drag my soul from my body and tear it into thousands of pieces to share among them.

Let's start covering E3.

Now, we know what EA's schedule looks like already, they're openly showing that schedule on the stream preview, and I'm gonna be honest here and admit: I'm gonna watch the Star Wars reveal, cut out for several hours, and maybe check in for The Sims 4. I don't care about anything else on the menu and they're VERY clear that they will not be showing anything unexpected.

( Live from EA's theater of Blanditude...! )

Well... everyone at EA Play seems to be cheering hard, but I think it looks very sterile and safe, in the sense that they made Uncharted but it's a Jedi version. I'm not saying I won't play it, but I will probably play it when it's on discount.

I'm real glad people are hype though.

...and Apex Legends is starting, so I'm gonna tune out and get food. See y'all.

EDIT:
The Sims 4 announcement was for Island Living, which allows you to swim, fish, date a mermaid, and have LBGT pride. They also mentioned this fall's expansion will be called "The Realm of Magic", so please begin looking forward to woohooing as many dragons as you can kite into your house.

Not a bad announcement if you're still playing the Sims 4. Myself, I have not yet STARTED playing The Sims 4.

Anyway, that was EA at E3!

HOPES: Unmet.
EXPECTATIONS: Unmet.
HYPE LEVEL: Why does EA come to these things again?