Life with Woof and Sqrl

We were out getting chinese food and checking for local used bookstores...

Woof: "I don't think that one bookstore EXISTS anymore actually. It looks like just a haunted house or something there now."
Sqrl: "Can we go in the haunted house and get ghost books?"
Woof: "...do you mean books about ghosts, or the ghost OF books?"
Sqrl: "Can it be both? And they'll just all say OooOOOooooOoo..."
Woof: "And we'll never know who they're by, because they're all ghostwritten."
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*long silence*
Sqrl: "That... that was amazing. I love you so much."