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Some Christmas I'm just gonna snap and buy everyone I know a Nancy Drew adventure game.
That Christmas will be known as "The year I stopped having friends".
Anyway! Hi, I'm amazed you're here reading Livejournal here on Christmas, because there's no way you could be doing so any time after the fact. It's not like these posts stay up or any-- This intro is dumb, let's get on with the game.
Last time:
Occuria: "Ashe. You are the Chosen One. Have two glowing swords."
Balthier: "Star Wars joke goes here."
Vaan: "Dibs on Chewbacca! :D"
Penelo: "Beep boop boopy-woo?"
Ashe: "I am going to get some nethicite and kill EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE."
In order to do that, Ashe needs help from Phil LaMarr to find the legendary Sun-Cryst, which is a crystal and not a soft drink. (Or a Cyst. I misread that once. LET'S GO LANCE THIS CYST, EVERYBODY! Yeah no.)
( Long, babbling. Contains death and a real dick of a dungeon. )
At 99 and a half hours into playing the game, the party can now (at any time) proceed to the endgame dungeon. I'm gonna do some offscreen grinding and... Hopefully, the next update will be the last one.
That Christmas will be known as "The year I stopped having friends".
Anyway! Hi, I'm amazed you're here reading Livejournal here on Christmas, because there's no way you could be doing so any time after the fact. It's not like these posts stay up or any-- This intro is dumb, let's get on with the game.
Last time:
Occuria: "Ashe. You are the Chosen One. Have two glowing swords."
Balthier: "Star Wars joke goes here."
Vaan: "Dibs on Chewbacca! :D"
Penelo: "Beep boop boopy-woo?"
Ashe: "I am going to get some nethicite and kill EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE."
In order to do that, Ashe needs help from Phil LaMarr to find the legendary Sun-Cryst, which is a crystal and not a soft drink. (Or a Cyst. I misread that once. LET'S GO LANCE THIS CYST, EVERYBODY! Yeah no.)
( Long, babbling. Contains death and a real dick of a dungeon. )
At 99 and a half hours into playing the game, the party can now (at any time) proceed to the endgame dungeon. I'm gonna do some offscreen grinding and... Hopefully, the next update will be the last one.
