A post in which I mark the fuck out.

WHAT IS THIS.

WHAT IS ALSO THIS.

THIS IS SOME KIND OF SUPERTECHNOLOGICAL DRAGONS CROSSED WITH HOMEWORLD SORT OF THING.

OH MY GOD.
THERE IS MORE ACTUAL INFO HERE. IT SOUNDS AMAZING.
SOMEONE GET arkofeden OVER HERE, I NEED A SQUEE-ING PARTNER.

[EDIT]: I had not noticed before, but if you pause at exactly the right time during the trailer, you can see that the dragon is wearing a jetpack. Or has vectoring nozzles on his back, or something.
I am at a level BEYOND hype. I have reached Super Hype 2. And then... gone a level beyond even that. My glee knows few limits. I vibrate with barely suppressed delight.

Holy crap.

So okay so so so okay...

I watched an episode of the Spider Woman cartoon! And Spider Woman flew to Romania in her jet helicopter and found that Dracula had escaped and he shot phasers at people and turned them into vampires and then Dracula dug up the Wolfman and the wolfman SHOT EYE LASERS at the same time as Dracula shot phasers at Spider Woman and then SPIDER WOMAN BECAME HALF WOMAN HALF SPIDER HALF WEREWOLF AND HALF VAMPIRE and then they got the Franksenstein Monster and she went to a lab and chemicaled up a solution that destroyed evil and built a magic spotlight and used her superpowers to cause a SPIDER ECLIPSE and all the monsters ran away and were defeated FOREVER.

It was like Axe Cop EXCEPT IT MADE LESS SENSE.

FUCK YEAH NETWORK AWESOME!

(I watched the one marked "Spider Woman: Dracula's Revenge", for the record.)