Sqrl, researching a movie: "Hmmm. Apparently Barry Bostwick is your discount Chuck Norris."
Woof: "Not -my- discount Chuck Norris."
Sqrl: "Who's yours, then?"
Woof: "I... I don't HAVE a discount Chuck Norris!"
Sqrl: "Well, you should get one. They're cheap."
Woof: *facepalms forever*