Riiiiiiiiiift. The 5th beta event is over, here's what I thought:

I was gonna write a biiiig thing about the Rift beta, but screw that, I am exhausted and dehydrated and generally feel terrible, so you get the quickie version:

( Cut for if you don't care. )

VERDICT: I'm keeping my preorder. I expect to enjoy this game for about... four, five months I'd say, given my attention span. That's long enough for me.