Time again to push stuff at me.

I'm thinking of leaping on sirkalen and chewing violently on his tasty brainmeat until he agrees to drive to the local library.

I've been kind of out of touch bookwise. I have a few ideas of what to pick up, but I'm mostly fuzzy.

What should I be reading? My tastes run along the lines of absurdist humor, bizzare sci-fi, and the occasional good humor-heavy detective story. Bonus points for combining these.