So we were out shopping tonight, I looked up and down the cereal aisle and I realized something.
The cereal boxes would, occasionally, advertise a drawing or giveaway... but there ARE NO cereal boxes with "free prize inside!" on the front anymore. If anyone can refute this, I'll be very happy. It's a little depressing to realize there's no reason to jam your arm up to the elbow in marshmallowy goodness anymore.
On the other hand, as we left the store the bagger followed us out. At first I was a trifle nervous about this, but then we got to the car and she helped us pack everything away. And she was a GENIUS. She had knowledge of five-dimensional geometry or something. All I know is that she wizarded about 5,000,000 bags into the back of a Golf with NO TROUBLE.
Also, we picked up some yummy General Gao's chicken, which was sweet and a little garlicky, and now I am feeling very good indeed.
And that was my shopping adventure. The end.
The cereal boxes would, occasionally, advertise a drawing or giveaway... but there ARE NO cereal boxes with "free prize inside!" on the front anymore. If anyone can refute this, I'll be very happy. It's a little depressing to realize there's no reason to jam your arm up to the elbow in marshmallowy goodness anymore.
On the other hand, as we left the store the bagger followed us out. At first I was a trifle nervous about this, but then we got to the car and she helped us pack everything away. And she was a GENIUS. She had knowledge of five-dimensional geometry or something. All I know is that she wizarded about 5,000,000 bags into the back of a Golf with NO TROUBLE.
Also, we picked up some yummy General Gao's chicken, which was sweet and a little garlicky, and now I am feeling very good indeed.
And that was my shopping adventure. The end.